Oh dear, Lemrin and K’reen. It looks like neither of you have been keeping up to date on your Health & Safety training. Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s a workshop we’ll be able to get you both enrolled in once you’re back from the rescue. Gold star for Skellthas though – there’s a necromancer who clearly knows the benefits of being risk aware.
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Lermin: So… we need a rescue operation then?
Reen: Looks like it.
Lermin: Right. Well, if you two can hold down the fort here then I’ll prep some spells and-
Reen: Hold on a minute.
Reen: More of my students are missing than yours and you’ve still got essays to grade.
Reen: If anyone’s mounting a rescue, it should be me.
Lermin: Look, obviously we’re both more than capable of handling the rescue, but if we go by percentages then 80% of my class are missing.
Lermin: It makes more sense for me to go.
Reen: Does it? Since when do we go by percentages?
Lermin: Since always!
Skellaron: As much fun as listening to the continuation of this argument will no doubt be, it’s all moot anyway.
Skellaron: Didn’t either of you read the last Health & Safety update?
Lermin: I… may have skimmed it.
Reen: I just read the bits that mentioned fire by name.
Skellaron: If it’s a rescue mission for more than three students, then two members of staff are required to be present at all times.
Lermin: What?
Reen: Really?
Skellaron: Those are the rules.
Skellaron: And one of you is going to have to fill out a risk assessment.