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Imaginary
of Suburbia writes:
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Dear
Mr. Nile
I resent my last letter to your strip
being presented as that of a child. I am quite capable of
using the full range of the English language and I am dismayed
that you felt the need to deliberately discredit my concerns
by presenting them in the manner you chose.
Further more, your suggestion that it is not my reality that
concerns you would appear to be misleading. Clearly I am,
like you, a fictional character that exists within a comic
narrative. My reality is your reality and anything you do
to disturb its fabric will have repercussions on us both.
I demand a suitable
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Ah,
Imaginary. You are, of course, correct. And the explanation you
seek is a simple one.
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I
was lying.
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It
was quite a deliberate ploy on my part.
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I
just needed to buy enough time to locate the particular corner of
this reality that you call home.
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And,
while your concerns are indeed quite valid, I fear they will soon
be the least of your worries.
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Suburbia: |
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Suburbia: |
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Today's
lesson, children:
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Never
trust a word I say.
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And
do not fuck with me.
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Ever.
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