The Mr. Nile Experiment
7: Imaginary Of Suburbia
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  Imaginary of Suburbia writes:
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Dear Mr. Nile

I resent my last letter to your strip being presented as that of a child. I am quite capable of using the full range of the English language and I am dismayed that you felt the need to deliberately discredit my concerns by presenting them in the manner you chose.

Further more, your suggestion that it is not my reality that concerns you would appear to be misleading. Clearly I am, like you, a fictional character that exists within a comic narrative. My reality is your reality and anything you do to disturb its fabric will have repercussions on us both.

I demand a suitable
explanation.
  Ah, Imaginary. You are, of course, correct. And the explanation you seek is a simple one.
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  I was lying.
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  It was quite a deliberate ploy on my part.
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  I just needed to buy enough time to locate the particular corner of this reality that you call home.
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  And, while your concerns are indeed quite valid, I fear they will soon be the least of your worries.
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Suburbia:

Suburbia:
 
  Today's lesson, children:
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  Never trust a word I say.
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And do not fuck with me.
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  Ever.
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