So is it a nice hole? Or not so much? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I think an actual haunted table may have been less disturbing.

Francois? Or haunted table!?! Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Cromwell: Master Of Languages.

Under the table or in a disguise? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Okay, technically-technically Francois might be a person, depending on your definition of personhood and how it applies to an elephant gestalt.

Punch now? Or punch later? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I prefer a Pecheresse myself.

Will Bea remember before it’s too late? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Immediate waffles are the best waffles.