Also: healthcare costs at an all time low!

And yet, you keep telling them.

Won’t somebody think of the readers?

And some fish food, presumably.

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Sorry the strip’s late this week – I blame the velociraptors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shotguns: the all-purpose cure for the interesting kind of terrible.

His saga continues!

Well, I guess technically he’s not wrong about the pixels…

Oh hey, it’s the crabs guy! Also – sorry this update is a day late. E-merl has had some weird WordPress issues that brought the whole site down for a few days and is now requiring me to rebuild and redesign large chunks of the website. Apologies for things looking kind of crappy for the next week or so while I get everything up and running again.