This year at E-merl our usual Christmas Extravaganza has doubled in size! Two weeks of red and green strips! Woo-hoo!

It does rather put things in perspective.

Every massive ecological disaster has a silver lining.

He probably should have just stuck to the haiku.

If that still doesn’t work, try bopping them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Apparently a nice bowl of muesli and a hot cocoa is your best bet.

Dragon week! More on Tuesday!