Comments on: No Tip

By: Allah is fake

Allah is fake — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:44:10 +0000

I never tip in America or Canada, I’ve paid for my food which is expensive enough to cover your effing wages. And America, your drinks are expensive enough without having your tipping crap. It doesn’t take a genius to pour a drink or open a bottle and your false chit chat and smiles aren’t worthy of a few dollars. If you want more money, tell your boss to lower his/her take.

Last time I was in America the cabbie ASKED me for a tip, so I short changed him to prove a point. It’s your job to drive, you don’t get extra because you talked about the weather.

By: Hillery

Hillery — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:36:33 +0000

I, too, found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.

(next to a dusty tic-tac)

By: Marty

Marty — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:20:07 +0000

I like the fact Jesus was found somewhere. Maybe that is tip enough.

By: TipTop

TipTop — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:01:30 +0000

What pisses me right the fuck off is the whole ‘service charge’ or ‘suggested tip’ bullshit in America. It’s slowly creeping into the UK too, and I don’t like it, especially since i tip generously without prompt.

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:30:12 +0000

There is no god. Get over it and think for yourself instead of mindlessly regurgitating fairy tales passed down from incredibly primitive people who were relating stories of their DRUG USE. (Psychedelic mushrooms and peyote, as well as cannabis to a lesser extent. Once you smoke pot you really do feel like there must have been a god who gave you this wonderful plant.)

By: Bored

Bored — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:30:24 +0000

haha that was funny. i hope jesus votes for obama today!

By: michael

michael — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:43:28 +0000

Haha I like it.

In Liverpool every Taxi driver apparently went to school with John Lennon

By: stan

stan — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:08:59 +0000

Ha, pure genius!

And just for you people freaking out here are some things to check out.
Mithra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithra) – pretty much Jesus
Egyptian Book of the Dead (http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/EGYPT/BOD125.HTM) – thats where they got the idea for those commandments…
Epic of Gilgamesh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh) – or as most know it “Noah’s Ark”

By: Bobalichious

Bobalichious — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:26:56 +0000

Shut the fuck up, that shit wasent even funny!!!

By: xlephier prime

xlephier prime — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:22:50 +0000

i lol’d myself