The Tragic Death of an Animated Gif. By Daniel Merlin Goodbrey. E-merl.com The End.
  "Okay, nobody move!" "Yipe!" "Gasp!" "Eeek!" Boing. Boing. Boing. "I said nobody fucking move!" Boing. Boing. Boing. "That means you, fuckhead!" "I... I can't help it!
I'm an animated gif!"
"Yeah? Then animate this!" Bang. "Eeee!" Bang. "Eeee!" Bang. "Eeee!" "Shut your mouth!
Or you're next!"
"..." "Right. Start filling the bag." Spurt. Spurt. Spurt.